Jonathan Adler for president

Jonathan Adler for president

John Oliver, branding genius, wants to rename Dr. Oz’s show.

John Oliver, branding genius, wants to rename Dr. Oz’s show.

"I remember so clearly, in the early days, if I had to do a piece of press, they’d phone for me and say, ‘Oh, we’re going to bring hair and makeup, it’ll take about five hours.’ And I said, ‘Well, if it was Ian McEwan, would it take about five hours? Would there be hair and makeup? Cause if that’s not the case, then don’t bring the hair and makeup.’"

— Zadie Smith (via MediaRedef)

The president was funny at the White House Correspondents Dinner, but this HBO video about VP Selena Gomez & VP Biden not going to it is better.

Emma Stone is a goddess

Pee-wee Herman shared this on Facebook and it’s amazing.

Pee-wee Herman shared this on Facebook and it’s amazing.

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This is how committed our Newsweek reporters are: Victoria Bekiempis getting crushed to get the story. (Via the NYC Mayor’s Office Flickr)

"When Claire Spear arrived at Patrick Henry as a freshman in 2009, she, like all new PHC students, affirmed a statement of faith saying the devil is real, the Bible is without error, and “Jesus Christ literally will come to earth again in the Second Advent.” It was a great comfort to both Claire and her parents knowing PHC was a bubble unto its own: On campus, only good, moral Christians would be found—their kind of people, people they could trust. ‘I figured nothing bad could happen to me,’ Claire says."

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Miley’s back-up dancers are totally biting off Drop Dead Gorgeous—the best Denise Richards movie of all time. (Heads-up to the Miley pic via Matt Ufford, actual pic via All That Matters)

Miley’s back-up dancers are totally biting off Drop Dead Gorgeous—the best Denise Richards movie of all time. (Heads-up to the Miley pic via Matt Ufford, actual pic via All That Matters)

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Truth. (via The Fancy)

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Newsweek editor Jim Impoco owns up to some of his magazine’s biggest bad ideas.
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Newsweek editor Jim Impoco owns up to some of his magazine’s biggest bad ideas.

"The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what we share with someone else when we’re uncool." Rest in peace you crazy, brilliant, fabulous man.