What Indonesia island are you?
Which Last Supper diner are you?
Which friend’s baby are you? (FB app integration required)
Which historical despot are you?
Which historical despot would you have survived?
Which invasion of Poland would you have led?
Which pre-Enlightenment Pope are you?
Which Aleutian Island should you buy?
Which Glenn Greenwald are you? (Salon Glenn Greenwald, Guardian Glenn Greenwald, Pierre Omidyar Glenn Greenwald)
Which dead teenager in the Hunger Games are you?
Which law of thermodynamics are you?
Which devastating colonial power would you have been?
Who should’ve been your parents?
Which conspiracy theory should you believe?
Are you Schrödinger’s dead cat or alive cat?
Which serial killer should you write to?
(Note: Picture is of real quiz)
"When Claire Spear arrived at Patrick Henry as a freshman in 2009, she, like all new PHC students, affirmed a statement of faith saying the devil is real, the Bible is without error, and “Jesus Christ literally will come to earth again in the Second Advent.” It was a great comfort to both Claire and her parents knowing PHC was a bubble unto its own: On campus, only good, moral Christians would be found—their kind of people, people they could trust. ‘I figured nothing bad could happen to me,’ Claire says."
— "Sexual Assault at God’s Harvard" - The New Republic
"A new survey commissioned by ChristianMingle.com and JDate.com says that when out with a potential love interest, 69% of singles have absolutely no idea if they’re on a date or just “hanging out,” thus proving that God provides absolutely no clarity when it comes to the horribleness of dating."
— We’re All Going to Be Single Forever Because No One Knows When They’re On a Date Anymore — Time.com