Normal: Hair High & Tight, Full Mustache 

Tammy 1: No Mustache

Tammy 2: Cornrows & Mustache (With Center Rubbed Off From Friction)

Post-Lil Sebastian: No Eyebrows, Partial Mustache

Feral: Full Beard, Full Mustache, Hair Has Ceased To Be High & Tight

Ron Drunk: Tiny Hat, Everything Else As It Should Be

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