"Two weeks ago, Slovakia said, ‘Hey, we’re not sure about the bailout.’ And Europe said, ‘Why would we care about what you think, Slovakia?’ And Slovakia said, ‘Because we’re in the Euro, and all the votes have to be unanimous.’
Unanimous! Seventeen countries, and it has to be unanimous! I can’t get three friends to agree on a restaurant. Can you imagine how hard it would be if none of us spoke the same language, and our grandparents killed each other in World War II?
Why did you ever think you could get on the same currency, Europe? You guys have shared a tiny continent for 2,000 years, and you still don’t speak the same language. Belgium has two languages, and it’s the size of a Midwestern college campus.”